Top Football Jokes
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Why did the footballer bring string to the match?
To tie the score! -
Why did the football team go to school?
Because they needed more goals in life! -
Why do footballers do well in school?
They know how to use their heads! -
What’s a footballer’s favorite snack?
Nutmegs! -
Why did the referee go to therapy?
Too many issues with control. -
How do football players stay cool during games?
They sit next to the fans! -
Why did the striker bring a ladder to training?
To get to the top of the table! -
What do you call a football team with no goals?
Pointless! -
What did the manager say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back! -
Why don’t footballers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the kick-off point!
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